Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
how I feel ordering at Starbucks.
my cat needs to lighten thE FU CK UP IT’S CHRISTMAS Y OU BITCH
there’s nothing about this gif i don’t like